
[id: text reading “Dating Tips for the Dead” end id]
IF SHES YOUR GIRL THAN WHY DOES SHE HAVE EYELIDS AND WORKING KNEES
hey can i just ask what the fuck are you posting
IF SHES YOUR GIRL THAN HOW COME SHE BLEEDS IN REVERSE
IF SHES YOUR GIRL WHY IS SHE GROWING STEADILY CLOSER IN MY REARVIEW MIRROR AS I DRIVE DOWN I-91 IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT
IF SHE’S YOUR GIRL THEN HOW COME HER SHOES DON’T TOUCH THE GROUND WHEN SHE WALKS
IF SHES YOUR GIRL HOW COME SHE CAN MOVE EACH ONE OF HER TEETH INDEPENDENT OF EACH OTHER
BECAUSE SHE’S FROM A BETHESDA GAME

Wings (fragments from adoration of the Christ-child)
Dutch, ca. 1850 – ca. 1900
Rijksmuseum

Y’all are getting your black goat horns for your ritual knife handles from the big dogs’ gnawing treats section at pet smart, next to the pig ears, where they sell them in bags of like, six for ten bucks.
people: filled with sin
dirt: filled with worms (a good and righteous thing)#this post seems like catholic peasant shitposting from the year 1100 (via shellbeaste)
follow for more soft twelfth century catholicism
might fuck around might practice a dead religion
might resurrect a slain god with my faith