Hi Auntie. What stuff is the best to offer to Thor? (Preferably things that can be burned)

systlin:

For things that can be burned, Oak trees are associated with Thor. (For strength). Dried oak leaves or oak twigs would be excellent, particularly if you draw the rune Thurisaz on them (Thurisaz is Thor’s rune, a representation of Mjolnir.) Onions and garlic are sacred in the Norse tradition, and are good offerings to any of the gods. Bits of dried onion or garlic would also be a good bet.

rumpusgoat:

The depths of holiness, the heights of blasphemy.

hymnsofheresy:

liliesandfoxglove:

hymnsofheresy:

adoseofdopamine:

hymnsofheresy:

christianity? pretty kinky.

Please, go on.

it really doesn’t need explaining. it’s all horny as fuck

vore

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dappermouth:

Beside a long-forgotten highway, a strange motel appears at night–and those who chance upon it should never step inside.

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eidolith:

sorry I’ve been [*static noises*]

landfillls:

from “sometimes i wish i felt the side effects” by Danez Smith, Poetry Magazine March 2018

buy-skulls:

Have you ever butchered a dead body with box cutters and crammed it into the back of a Dodge Caravan?

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This was a pilot whale that had washed up in Cape Breton, Canada. It made for one stinky drive home, but is now mounted in our museum!